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SERIES 1
1. PILOT - COMEDY PLAYHOUSE - Taking flowers to his
wife's grave, Clegg (Peter Sallis) stops to chat with the vicar. Blamire
(Michael Bates) and Compo (Bill Owen) meet up with him to reminisce
about life, death and tiddlers. (1)
2. THE LOST KEY - A visit to the barbers-but Compo's key
is missing. It may be in the library-but where is the librarian? (2)
3. COMPO GOES TO CHURCH - Blamire decides it's time Compo went to
church. (3)
4. THEY DON'T MAKE SANDWICHES LIKE THAT ANY MORE - A day out at a
stately home with Compo's nephew and family. (4)
5. COMPO'S SUIT- If Nora won't have Compo, what are his
chances with a thrice-widowed woman from Bradford? (5)
6. THE 30'S CAR - The trio buy a car, but Clegg has to
drive! (6)
7. THE ART OF PHOTOGRAPHY - When Blamire takes up
photography, no one can hide from his demon lens. (7)
SERIES 2
1. FORKED LIGHTNING - Clegg's bike attacks him where it
hurts, so he decides it should be returned to where he bought it – 30
years ago. (8)
2. WHO'S THAT DANCING WITH NORA BATTY THEN? - Neighbour
Gloria Is emigrating to Australia. A party is organized to give her a
good send-off – but where can they find a piano? (9)
3. THE CHANGING FACE OF RURAL BLAMIRE - A trio of
salesmen is Blamire's latest idea, but Shinyglow cleaner turns out not
to be all it is meant to be. (10)
4. SOME ENCHANTED EVENING - When Wally Batty (Joe
Gladwin) decides to leave home, Compo seizes the opporunity to woo and
win the woman he loves. Easier said than done, of course, where Nora is
concerned. (11)
5. A QUIET DRINK - Can Mouse be conned into buying a
round? It may take more than second sight. (12)
6. BALLAD FOR WIND INSTRUMENTS AND CANOE - An expedition
in the jungles of Yorkshire by canoe – if our elderly heroes can catch
it! (13)
7. NORTHERN FLYING CIRCUS- Compo takes up motorcycling,
so look out Barry Sheene – and the rest of Homfirth! (14)
SERIES 3
1. THE MAN FROM OSWESTRY - Compo and Clegg are minus one
playmate now that Blamire has gone, but things soon look up when Foggy
Dewhurst (Brian Wilde) arrives on the scene and makes his presence felt.
(15)
2. MENDING STUART'S LEG - Stuart has a 'click' in his
knee. Has anyone else got one? (16)
3. THE GREAT BOARDING-HOUSE BATHROOM CAPER - The lads
are on a holiday break to Scarborough, but what is the secret of Compo's
cardboard box? (17)
4. CHEERING UP GORDON - Despite being on holiday,
Compo's nephew persists in being miserable. What can be done to cheer
him up? (18)
5. THE KINK IN FOGGY'S NIBLICK - Foggy decides football
is too dangerous, so he goes back to playing golf – even though his
clubs have not seen the light of day for years. (19)
6. GOING TO GORDON'S WEDDING -It is Gordon's wedding
day, but how many comings and goings under the threat of Big Malcolm can
the assembled guests stand? (20)
7. ISOMETRICS AND AFTER - Foggy decides Compo and Clegg
are not as fit as they should be. The path back to physical fitness is
isometrics, or is it? (21)
SERIES 4
1. FERRET COME HOME - Compo's ferret has escaped and
taken up residence at Nora Batty's. Can Wally get it back safely? (22)
2. GETTING ON SIDNEY'S WIRE - Sid at the café is trying
to install a bell, but its advanced technology is beyond Compo, Clegg
and Foggy. (23)
3. JUBILEE - Holmfirth is organizing its own
celebrations for the Queen's Silver Jubilee, and Foggy decides the trio
should have their own float. (24)
4. FLOWER POWER CUT - Some people talk to trees, but
Clegg is serenading flowers in the café. (25)
5. WHO MADE A BIT OF A SPLASH IN WALES THEN? - Foggy
visits a lady friend in Wales, but what will happen when the others
arrive? (26)
6. GREENFINGERS- Deciding that the deterioration of the
British vegetable is due to a lack of good honest muck (manure), our
heroes go in search of good fresh vegetables and encounter a giant
carrot. (27)
7. THE BANDIT FROM STOKE-ON-TRENT- 'Laugh-a-minute' Amos
Hames may have toured Europe in the 1940s, but what is he doing here at
Holmfirth now? It all seems rather suspicious… (28)
SERIES 5
1. FULL STEAM BEHIND - Foggy takes Compo and Clegg on a
nostalgic trip to the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway. (29)
2. THE FLAG AND ITS SNAG- Foggy has a vision to put a
flag in a prominent place on the great British landscape - but first he
needs a flag and a flagpole. (30)
3. THE FLAG AND FURTHER SNAGS- Foggy collects his flag
and achieves his vision. (31)
4. DEEP IN THE HEART OF YORKSHIRE- Sid and Wally are
seen disappearing into the woods. Why are their wives worried? (32)
5. EARNSHAW STRIKES AGAIN - Anyone criticising Yorkshire
is rousing old Yorkshire ghosts - Clegg, for one, is very
superstitious... (33)
6. HERE WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER - Compo
contemplates the sport of hang-gliding. Nora gets Wally to take her out
for a meal. (34)
7. HERE WE GO AGAIN INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER- Compo
gets his hang-glider, courtesy of Wally Batty. (35)
SERIES 6
1. IN THE SERVICE OF HUMANITY - After a close encounter
with an emergency, Foggy decides to go into the rescue business. (36)
2. CAR AND GARTER - Compo enters a car race to impress
Nora. After all, Wesley Pegden's (Gordon Wharmby) old banger never
starts – or does it? (37)
3. THE ODD DOG MEN - Foggy decides there is money to be
made in walking people's pets. (38)
4. BICYCLE MADE FOR THREE - Foggy gets Compo and Clegg
to each design a bicycle to suit their personalities. (39)
5. ONE OF THE LAST PLACES UNEXPLORED BY MAN - Compo
wants his photograph taken – in Nora Batty's bedroom! (40)
6. SERENADE FOR TIGHT JEANS & METAL DETECTO - When Clegg
buys a metal detector, our heroes head off to the hills to look for
treasure. (41)
7. FROM WELLIES TO WET SUITS - Compo buys a wet suit
from Sid and decides to take up water ski-ing. (42)
SERIES 7
1. THE FROZEN TURKEY MAN - Compo convinces a barmaid
that Foggy is an eccentric millionaire. (43)
2. THE WHITE MAN'S GRAVE - Wally is fed up with Nora's
constant nagging so Compo, Clegg and Foggy devise a plan to get him out
of the house for a few hours. (44)
3. THE WAIST LAND - Foggy discovers there is money to be
made selling food to the desperate inhabitants of a local health farm.
(45)
4. CHEERING UP LUDOVIC - Ludovic has bought a new van
and, to cheer him up, Clegg is given the job of test-driving it. (46)
5. THE THREE ASTAIRES - Foggy enlists Compo and Clegg to
help out at the church concert. (47)
6. THE ARTS OF CONCEALMENT - Trying to camouflage
himself, Foggy upsets a group of cyclists. Compo also upsets someone -
over the state of his trousers. (48)
SERIES 8
1. THE LOXLEY LOZENGE - Wesley has discovered an old
racing car. Compo, Clegg and Foggy offer to help him transport it back
to his shed, not reckoning on its condition. (49)
2. THE MYSTERIOUS FEET OF NORA BATTY - Compo, Clegg and
Foggy attempt to settle a question involving the size of Nora Batty's
feet. (50)
3. KEEPING BRITAIN TIDY - An old, discarded matress
prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhurst Campaign for a Cleaner
Countryside. One of his first recruits is an innocent insurance salesman
in a Mini. (51)
4. ENTER THE PHANTOM - Encouraged by Foggy and Clegg,
Compo sets out to impress Nora Batty by becoming daredevil motorcycle
rider 'The Phantom'. (52)
5. CATCHING DIGBY'S DONKEY - The complete inability of
Digby to catch a simple-brained animal is beyond the comprehension of
Foggy. With the assistance of Compo and Clegg, Foggy sets out to show
the donkey who is the boss. (53)
6. THE WOOLLEN MILLS OF YOUR MIND - In an effort to give
Nora Batty a much-needed interest in life, Compo surprises everyone by
announcing that he will be running for her in the forthcoming marathon.
(54)
7. WHO'S LOOKING AFTER THE CAFE THEN? - Ivy has to leave
the café for the afternoon. But are Compo, Clegg and Foggy Dewhurst the
wisest people to leave in charge? (55)
SERIES 9 & 10
1. WHY DOES NORMAN CLEGG BUY LADIES ELASTIC STOCKINGS? -
Foggy has left Holmfirth to run an egg-painting business in Bridlington,
but Compo and Clegg have found a wonderful new friend in Seymour
Utterthwaite (Michael Aldridge), a former headmaster and amateur
inventor. But when Seymour's new invention has to be road- and
field-tested, their initial interest is dimmed. (56)
2. THE HEAVILY REINFORCED BOTTOM - In Seymour's opinion,
what Compo urgently needs is some tough physical exercise to get himself
back into peak condition, and there is no better way of achieving this
than the ideal combination of Compo, a canal and a canoe. (57)
3. DRIED DATES AND CODFANGLERS - Compo discovers (too
late) that the little black ball he has just tossed into Seymour's pond
is of great sentimental value to him. But Seymour is more interested in
his new voice-activated electronic door-lock. (58)
4. THE REALLY MASCULINE PURSE - Compo willingly agrees
to 'road-test' Seymour's new concept of a gentleman's purse, especially
as there will be real money provided in it. (59)
5. WHO'S FEELING EJECTED THEN? - With Wesley's help and
a specially made chassis, Seymour's latest invention – a car safety
device – is ready for testing. But Compo, his 'Executive in charge of
testing', finds it far from safe. (60)
6. THE ICE CREAM MAN COMETH - Compo's craving for
ice-cream in remote places gives Seymour the idea that the time could be
right for bringing back the old 'stop me and buy one' mobile ice-cream
vendor. All that is required is a bike, a fridge, a uniform and a
volunteer. (61)
7. SET THE PEOPLE FREE - Clegg and Compo are used to the
sight of Wally and Howard doing routine domestic chores under the
scrutiny of their wives, but Seymour cannot accept this and decides to
help them escape for a few moments of freedom.All he needs is a
well-thought-out plan. (62)
8. GO WITH THE FLOW - Despite Clegg's disturbing
experience with two young evangelists, Seymour decides it is time to do
something worthwhile and puts his talents at the vicar's disposal. It’s
rather difficult to sell tickets for the church Beatrix Potter evening,
until Compo comes up with an idea which gets him scurrying. (63)
9. JAWS - Edie's days of carrying a heavy dustbin are
numbered. Her brother Seymour has invented a state-of-the-art waste
disposal unit and insists that Wesley plumbs it in for her. Will this be
Seymore's breakthrough to fame and fortune? (64)
10. EDIE AND THE AUTOMOBILE - Look out! Edie is learning
to drive again. Compo and Clegg are justifiably alarmed when Seymour ,a
non-driver, volunteers to take over the instruction. All he needs is a
qualified driver to simply sit next to her… (65)
11. WIND POWER - How can Seymour harness the wind for
everlasting good of mankind? With the steadying help of Clegg, an old
pair of roller skates, an impoverished sail, and a gullible test-pilot
(Compo), he sets out to make history. (66)
12. WHEN YOU TAKE A GOOD BITE, YORKSHIRE TASTES TERRIBLE
- When Bill Henry, an old friend, dies in America, Clegg takes Compo and
Seymour on a sentimental journey to re-create the times when his old
school chum would walk gates and climb trees together. Then certain
uncanny things happen… (67)
SERIES 11
1. THE EXPERIMENT - Compo wonders why all the blood rushes to his head
when he's turned upside down. Seymour sets out to discover why. (68)
2. THE TREASURE
OF THE DEEP - Crusher's final appearance. Is the piece of silver fished
out of the canal really a thief's haul? Is there more where it came from?
(69)
3. DANCING FEET
- Compo's feet hurt, but why go to visit "The Witch" for a cure?
(70)
4. THAT CERTAIN
SMILE - First appearance of Clem Hemingway, alias Smiler. A visit by a
much loved pet seems the only way to bring a smile to Clem's face during a
spell in hospital. (71)
5. DOWNHILL
RACER - Seymour tries to prove that skiing is more than just a winter
sport for the rich. (72)
6. DAY OF THE
WELSH FERRET - While the trio are on their way to a funeral, Compo loses
his pet ferret. (73)
SERIES
12
1. COME BACK JACK HARRY TEASDALE - Seymour offers the trio's services to
help Jack Harry and his weeping wife to maneuver his caravan into his
drive. (74)
2. THE KISS AND
MAVIS POSKITT - Clegg could be the answer to a lonely widow's prayer!
meanwhile, who is kissing whom? (75)
3. OH SHUT UP
AND EAT YOUR CHOC ICE - How do you get a bale of hay back up the hill
after you have been the cause of it rolling down? (76)
4. WHO'S THAT
BLOKE WITH NORA BATTY THEN? - Compo is concerned when he sees Nora going
out mysteriously and then sees her in the pub with another man. (77)
5. HAPPY
ANNIVERSARY GOUGH AND JESSIE - Compo, Clegg and Seymour are determined
Gough's anniversary will include an extra celebration- without his wife
Jessie! (78)
6. GETTING BARRY
HIGHER IN THE WORLD - Seymour makes a giant kite and gets Barry to test it
out. (79)
7. THREE MEN AND
A MANGLE - What can happen when you offer to move an old mangle for Nora
Batty? (80)
SERIES
13
1. RETURN OF THE WARRIOR - Final appearance by Seymour, who leaves to look
after a school. Will life be boring for Compo and Clegg? Not for long, as
Foggy Dewhirst returns to the fold. (81)
2. COME IN
SUNRAY MAJOR - Foggy has an idea to use portable radios to improve
communications. (82)
3. THE CHARITY
BALLS - Foggy gets Compo and Clegg to enter the "sponsored
dribble" to raise money for charity. (83)
4. WALKING STUFF
CAN MAKE YOU FAMOUS - Foggy is upset because he's not famous for anything,
so he invents the sport of bicycle polo. (84)
5. THAT'S NOT
CAPTAIN ZERO - Our trio help Captain Zero when his vehicle breaks down but
don't reckon on him getting drunk. (85)
6. DAS (WELLEY)
BOOT - Compo is determined to get Nora onto Foggy's old restored boat, but
first Foggy has to come up with an ideal plan. (86)
7. THE EMPIRE
THAT FOGGY NEARLY BUILT - After a heated encounter with two motorists,
Foggy decides there must be money to be made providing parking spaces.
(87)
8. THE LAST
SURVIVING MAURICE CHEVALIER IMPRESSION - To stop Nora taking him for
granted, Compo becomes a TV star for the day doing his legendary
impression. (88)
9. ROLL ON - To
prove they are still fit, the trio enter the local barrel rolling contest.
(89)
10. A LANDLADY
FOR SMILER - Compo is more than a little concerned when Smiler moves in as
Nora Batty's lodger. (90)
SERIES
14
1. QUICK, QUICK SLOW - Compo is depressed because Nora has a lodger. Foggy
has an unusual way of curing his malaise-dancing! (91)
2. GIVE US A
LIFT - Foggy's idea is the ultimate in chair lifts to get people to the
top of the hills without any effort. (92)
3. WAS THAT NORA
BATTY SINGING? - Compo is depressed again because he has heard Nora
singing, and when he sees her with Smiler his imagination runs riot. (93)
4. CASH FLOW
PROBLEMS - In order to ease his financial situation, Compo goes searching
for Biff Hemingway, an old school pal who still owes him money. (94)
5. PASSING THE
EARRING - Howard needs Clegg's help to get an earring belonging to Marina
out of the house without Pearl knowing. (95)
6. POLE STAR -
Foggy gets Compo to take up pole vaulting so he can reach Nora's clothes
post and impress her with his athletic prowess. (96)
SERIES
15
1. BY THE MAGNIFICENT THIGHS OF ERNIE BURNISTON - Is Ernie Burniston's
fitness all a bluff? To prove it, Foggy uses Compo as his "guinea
pig." (97)
2. ERROL FLYN
USED TO HAVE A PAIR LIKE THAT - After overhearing a conversation between
Nora and a neighbor, Compo discovers that Nora has a weakness for men in
riding gear. (98)
3. THE PHANTOM
OF THE GRAVEYARD - Compo, Clegg and Foggy prepare to pay their respects to
pay their respects to an old teacher, but why is Howard so keen to go?
(99)
4. THE
SELF-PROPELLED SALAD STRAINER - Wesley invests in a strange motor vehicle
from Auntie Wainwright. How can this help Compo deliver flowers to the one
he loves? (100)
5. ORDEAL BY
TROUSERS - Are Foggy's war stories true? Compo and Clegg decide to submit
him to an old school ritual to discover the truth. (101)
6. HAPPY
BIRTHDAY HOWARD - Marina leaves a giant panda with Clegg for Howard's
birthday. Along with Compo and Foggy, he then has the task of delivering
it, without Pearl knowing. (102)
7. WHO'S GOT
RHYTHM? - Compo is broke again, so to earn some easy money he visits
Auntie Wainwright and becomes a one-man band. (103)
8. CAMERA SHY -
When Foggy buys a video camera from Auntie Wainwright, it seems no- one is
safe from his prying eye, especially Howard and Marina. (104)
9. WHEELIES -
Foggy invents a new vehicle made out of a giant wheel and as usual Compo
gets to test-drive it. (105)
SERIES
16
1. HOW TO CLEAN YOUR PIPES - Foggy gets Compo and Clegg to improve their
physical fitness by taking part in an assault course. (106)
2. WHERE THERE'S
SMOKE, THERE'S A BARBECUE - There's Barbecue: After purchasing a barbecue
from Auntie Wainwright, the trio find the gas valve is just a little too
powerful. (107)
3. THE BLACK
WIDOW - Too much home brew at a funeral tea leaves Compo and Foggy having
to rescue Clegg from the arms of an amorous widow. (108)
4. HAVE YOU GOT
A LIGHT, MATE? - Smiler is selling security lights. Howard is determined
to buy Marina a china shepherdess-if he can persuade Clegg to visit Auntie
Wainwright's. (109)
5. STOP THAT
BATH - The trio find they are involved in yet another of Howard's schemes
to get a present to Marina-this time a cast iron bath! (110)
6. SPRINGING
SMILER - Smiler rashly offers £50 to anyone who will help him escape from
Nora Batty's-an offer too good for Foggy to ignore. (111)
7. CONCERTO FOR
SOLO BICYCLE - Foggy comes up with the crazy idea of bicycle safety
underwear after he collides with Compo riding his old bike. (112)
8. THERE ARE
GYPSIES AT THE BOTTOM OF OUR GARDEN - "Dewhirst's Nature Tours"
are launched by Foggy after he believes he's discovered the nesting place
of a giant woodpecker. (113)
9. ALADDIN GETS
ON YOUR WICK - After seeing a man on a sailboard, Foggy has the idea of
inventing a three-man version. (114)
SERIES
17
1. THE GLORY HOLE - Compo and Clegg cannot understand Foggy's love for a
simple hole in the ground, but for him it's a solid reminder of the war.
(115)
2. ADOPTED BY A
STRAY - The trio meet Mr. Broadbent, a man looking for the wilderness, but
they don't reckon on having to look after his wife. (116)
3. THE DEFEAT OF
THE STONEWORM - To keep Howard out of trouble with Pearl, the three
friends have to prove the existence of "stoneworm." (117)
4. ONCE IN A
MOONLIT JUNKYARD - When a stranger on a motorbike rides into town looking
for Compo, it can only mean the return of his old girlfriend Babs. (118)
5. THE SPACE ACE
- When Yorkshire's leading astronaut has had too much to drink-guess who
ends up taking his place? (119)
6. THE MOST
POWERFUL EYEBALLS IN WEST YORKSHIRE - Foggy tries his hand at hypnotism
after watching Howard's failed attempts to hypnotize Pearl. (120)
7. THE DEWHIRSTS
OF OGLEBY HALL - Foggy decides to have a coat of arms made after
convincing himself that he may have some blue blood in his veins. (121)
8. THE SWEET
SMELL OF EXCESS - After a failed attempt to impress Nora on a trampoline,
Compo finds getting out of bed is not as easy as he thought. (122)
SERIES
18
1. LEAVING HOME FOREVER, OR UNTIL TEA - Compo's passion for Nora Batty
remains unrequited while Foggy continues to reminisce about his war years
and watch his pennies. Howard finds that getting lipstick on his collar is
a sure way of becoming homeless. (123)
2. BICYCLE
BONANZA - Compo, Clegg, and Foggy hire bikes from Auntie Wainwright so
that they can go off the road bicycle trekking. The three get stuck in the
mud on their bikes. Wesley pulls them out and they all get splattered with
mud. (124)
3. THE GLAMOUR
OF THE UNIFORM - Marina's apparent fascination with men in uniform forces
Howard to take drastic steps. (125)
4. THE FIRST
HUMAN BEING TO RIDE A HILL - Compo, Foggy, and Clegg band together to help
a distressed Howard, who's' fearsome wife, Pearl, has just confiscated her
philandering husband's bicycle. (126)
5. CAPTAIN
CLUTTERBUCK'S TREASURE - Compo, Clegg, and Foggy buy a treasure map from
Lieutenant Willoughby and go in search of treasure only to find he has
sold the same map to many more people... (127)
6. DESPERATE FOR
A DUFFIELD - When Compo receives his umpteenth rejection from Nora Batty,
he goes out searching elsewhere for love. With the help of Clegg and Foggy
(of course), Compo sets out to track down an old flame from his
schooldays. (128)
7. THE SUIT THAT
TURNED LEFT - A mysterious man with a machine for locating "hidden
forces" has Compo, Foggy, and Clegg running around in circles. Wesley
is forced to wear his old suit for the church outing and it seems to have
a mind of its own. (129)
8. BEWARE OF THE
ELBOW - Compo, Foggy, and Clegg come across Mr. Microwave, who is
launching a campaign against slimming and wants to communicate his message
through a huge fat lady balloon which the trio help to launch. (130)
9. THE THING IN
WESLEY'S SHED - The trio are intrigued when they spot Wesley in disguise.
He is on a foray to the junkyard owned by Auntie Wainwright to buy some
parts for a mystery machine he's working on secretly in his shed. (131)
10. BUSHES AT
DAWN - Foggy, and Clegg band together to help their friend Compo when he
discovers Nora Batty in a cupboard with another man and Compo is
devastated. There is only one honorable thing he can do - challenge his
rival to a duel. (132)
SERIES
19
1. A CLEAN SWEEP - When a sweep, wearing a chimney, threatens to throw
himself off a bridge into the shallow river, Compo, Clegg, and Foggy take
him in hand. (133)
2. THE
MYSTERIOUS C.W.NORTHROP - Smiler suddenly falls in love with ivy and sends
her a note signed C. W. Northrop. Unfortunately he accidentally sends her
a note to himself reminding him to call the cleaners. (134)
3. A DOUBLE FOR
HOWARD - Howard needs to teach his suspicious wife, Pearl, a lesson. He
looks for someone to pretend to be him with Marina. (135)
4. HOW TO CREATE
A MONSTER - When Compo, Clegg, and Foggy see the part-time Lollipop man,
Smiler being near trampled to death by a horde of infants, they realize
how weak the man is. (136)
5. DEVIATIONS
WITH DAVENPORT - The trio discover Davenport as he is climbing a steep
hill,. Who better to guide him safely on his way than jungle explorer
extraordinaire - Foggy Dewhirst. (137)
6. ACCORDING TO
THE PROPHET BICKERDYKE - Foggy has known all along that the world will
eventually blow up, so when he comes across a man waiting for the moment,
he is not all surprised. (138)
7. NEXT KISS
PLEASE - Compo unwisely bets Foggy that Nora Batty will, of her own free
will, kiss him. To record the momentous event, Foggy buys Clegg an instant
picture camera. (139)
8. DESTINY AND
SIX BANANAS - Reports of the sighting of dangerous giant apes in the area
are substantiated when the trio find a terrified man running from the
local woods. (140)
9. THE SIDE CAR
NAMES DESIRE - When Compo realizes that Nora Batty still has fond memories
of her days riding in the sidecar of her husband Wally's motorcycle, he
sees the possibilities of getting hold of one. (141)
10. THE LOVE
MOBILE - Ethel and Lance run a traveling introduction agency for lost
souls in need of affection. Their car has broken down when Compo, Clegg,
and Foggy happen upon them and lend them help, of sorts.(142)
SERIES
20
1. BEWARE OF THE OGLETHORPE - Compo, Clegg, and Truly are in the cafe
trying to work out who the elderly man is sipping tea wrapped in his own
thoughts. Compo keeps interrogating the man and eventually the man
remembers him. (143)
2. TARZAN OF THE
TOWPATH - Compo suffers a strained back after a bout of hill climbing and
is surprised when it Is Nora Batty who unexpectedly puts right for him.
Later, while on the canal bank, Compo reminisces about when horses on the
towpath pulled the barges. (144)
3. OH HOWARD, WE
SHOULDE GET ONE OF THOSE - Compo is intrigued when Ivy closes the cafe
unusually early and goes off with Nora. Truly offers him the benefit of
his police training and with Clegg, they trail the women. (145)
4. THE SUIT THAT
ATTRACTS BLONDES - The local jumble sale presents Glenda an opportunity to
get rid of a suit belonging to her husband, Barry. Compo buys the suit to
look up some old female acquaintances, but he is less than happy with the
woman it attracts. (146)
5. THE ONLY
DIESEL SAXOPHONE IN CAPTIVITY - An old school rival, Goatie, and his wife
are recruiting Nora for church cleaning duties. Compo could never stand
Goatie's self- opinionated superior attitude, so he challenges the man to
submit to certain tests to prove who is superior. (147)
6. PERFECTION,
MY NAME IS RIDLEY - Wherever Compo, Clegg and Truly go, all they hear is
how wonderful Mr. Ridley is. The fact that Nora is going to clean for him
is the last straw for Compo. (148)
7. NOWHERE
PARTICULAR - Howard has bought an old van and is having Wesley make
certain modifications to make it more comfortable in the back. He is
taking this precaution should he ever have a passenger. (149)
8. TRULY AND THE
HOLE TRUTH - Clegg and Compo are invited to witness Truly's ability to
spot accidents waiting to happen. Suspecting that workmen may have been
overcome by fumes down an open manhole, Truly sets about rescuing them,
but when he loses his balance, he finds it is he who has to be rescued.
(150)
9. FROM AUDREY
NASH TO THE WIDO DIHOOLEY - When Truly hears that little Audrey Nash - his
childhood sweetheart - is returning from Australia, his head goes in a
spin. When Ivy and Nora go to collect Audrey from the station, Truly
decides to surprise her and dress up exactly as he did the last time he
saw her. (151)
10. SUPPORT YOUR
LOCAL SKYDIVER - Compo tries being an aviator to win over Nora. He
implores Auntie Wainwright's assistance in obtaining a flying suit and
parachute. A plane, however, is not so readily available. (152)
SERIES
21
1. THE PONY SET - Auntie Wainwright has a new line of all things
equestrian, even a riding simulator, which Compo thinks might come in
rather handy. (153)
2. HOW ERROL
FLYNN DISCOVERED THE SECRET SCAR OF NORA BATTY - Compo tries to win Nora's
heart by dressing up as Robin Hood. (154)
3. WHO'S THROWN
HER TOM CRUISE PHOTOGRAPHS AWAY? - When Marina gets stood up by Howard,
she decides the time has come to give up her interest in men. (155)
4. WHAT HAPPENED
TO BARRY'S NOSE? - Howard decides to pump iron, so Barry sets out to me
more assertive. Truly takes charge when failure looms on all fronts. (156)
5. OPTIMISM IN
THE HOUSING MARKET - Smiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a
painful one. (157)
6. WILL BARRY GO
SEPTIC DESPITE LISTENING TO CLASSICAL MUSIC? - Compo, Clegg and Truly are
intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes. (158)
7. BEWARE THE
VANILLA SLICE - Compo is reminded of a boisterous game he used to play at
school, a game far too rough for Clegg to remember. Truly, meanwhile, has
a lawnmower on his mind. (159)
8. HOWARD THROWS
A WOBBLER - When Howard overhears Pearl laughing on the phone, he suspects
the worst. So Truly organizes a surveillance team to follow her. (160)
9. THE PHANTOM
NUMBER 14 BUS - Former police inspector "Truly of the Yard"
investigates the mystery of the disappearing bus. (161)
10. IRONING DAY
- Auntie lets Smiler try some homemade wine. (162)
SERIES
22
1. LIPSTICK AND OTHER PROBLEMS - The telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous
rescue of Marina cause marital strife. (163)
2. UNDER THE RUG
- Clegg knows there is trouble ahead when Howard tells him to expect a
postal delivery that he doesn't want Pearl to know about. (164)
3. MAGIC AND THE
MORRIS MINOR - Comedy series. Compo, Clegg and Truly happen upon a couple
whose car has got stuck in a remote field. (165)
4. ELEGY FOR
FALLEN WELLIES - When Nora forsakes her wrinkled stockings for black
tights, the results are catastrophic. (166)
5. SURPRISE AT
THROSTLENEST - While preparations are being made for Compo's funeral, Nora
finds a letter he has written. (167)
6. JUST A SMALL
FUNERAL - Clegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment,
Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
(168)
7. FROM HERE TO
PATERNITY - Clegg and Truly learn that Compo has a son who is about to pay
his father a visit. (169)
8. SOME VANS
MAKE YOU DEAF - Compo's son, Tom, sparks chaos when he tries to find a
spare exhaust pipe for his van. (170)
9. WAGGONERS
ROLL - Truly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing,
untalented protogee, Babs. (171)
10. I DIDN'T
KNOW BARRY COULD PLAY - Clegg and Truly collect Bab's music from the
station. (172)
SERIES
23
1. GETTING BARRY'S GOAT - Tom causes chaos when he leaves something
special in Barry's garage. (173)
2. THE ART OF
THE SHORTS - Howard panics when Pearl asks him why one of his
undergarments is missing. (174)
3. THE MISSING
BUS OF MRS AVERY - The ladies hire a minibus to take them on a picnic,
which becomes more a mystery tour. (175)
4. HEY, BIG
VENDOR - Wesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty
& foolish customers. (176)
5. ENTER THE
HAWK - Billy Hardcastle finds that having a friend with a powerful
pinstriped suit is adventurous enough. (177)
6. GNOME AND
AWAY - Howard has a unique present for Marina to put in her garden. The
problem is, how can he get it delivered without Pearl seeing it? (178)
7. A HAIR OF THE
BLONDE THAT BIT YOU - When Pearl finds a long blonde hair on Howard, he
calls on his friends to help him establish how such a thing could possibly
happen. (179)
8. A WHITE
SWEATER AND A SOLICITOR'S LETTER - A letter intended for Compo interests
the town and terrifies his son, Tom. (180)
9. WHY IS BARRY
AT AN ANGLE? - Barry finds promotion at the building society brings
problems (181)
10. COMING OF
THE BEAST - When Truly mischievously alerts Billy Ingleton that there is a
tiger on the loose, he has no idea how far the story will spread, and what
the repercussions will be. (182)
SERIES
24
1. A BRIEF EXCURSION IN THE FAST LANE - Barry is having a mid-life
crisis and feels that he needs to do something exciting. While his wife
Glenda seeks the help of Truly and Clegg to bring him back to his senses,
Billy Hardcastle has got caught up in the scooter craze and thinks this
may fill Barry's lust for danger. (183)
2. THE MYSTICAL
SQUEAK OF HOWARD'S BICYCLE - Howard's bicycle has developed a loud squeak
whenever he is sneaking away from his wife Pearl for a tryst with Marina.
Meanwhile,Truly has issued a challenge to Billy Hardcastle to see who has
the stronger sixth sense. (184)
3. MERVYN WOULD
BE PROUD - Billy (a descendant of Robin Hood on his mother's side) is
regretting an alcoholic boast to demonstrate his skills with a bow and
arrow at the forthcoming vicarage garden party. He can't back out as he'll
lose face with Mervyn, his greatest fan. (185)
4. THE
INCREDIBLE ORDEAL OF NORMAN CLEGG - When Howard asks Clegg to look after
one or two illicit picnic items, he didn't realize that they would include
Marina. But with Pearl next door, he is not sure what to do and calls upon
the help of Truly and Billy. (186)
5. BEWARE OF THE
HOT DOG - Wesley is planning to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and
travelers from his new barrow and recruits the unwilling Barry to be his
assistant. He has utilized his considerable engineering skills to make the
first turbo-assisted mobile hot dog grill. (187)
6. IN SEARCH IF
CHILDLIKE JOY AND THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE LOTUS - Billy is
demonstrating the advantages of having a quarterstaff (a long wooden pole
with an iron tip, an old weapon of defence) to Truly and Clegg when he is
nearly run over by Smiler on Wesley's new deluxe, hand-made trolley.
Smiler ends up stuck in a hedge and the only way to get him out is to
leave his trousers and shoes on the other side. (188)
7. A CHAISE
LOUNGE TOO FAR - Auntie Wainwright sells Barry a very large chaise lounge
as an anniversary present for Glenda, who hates it and tells him get rid
of it. Pearl has locked Howard in his bedroom, preventing him from keeping
an appointment with Marina. (189)
8. EXERCISING
FATHER'S BICYCLE - Tom is in mid-flight from a pursuing debt collector,
when he runs into Truly, Clegg and Billy. They regale him with stories of
Compo and his famous skill on his old bicycle. In an attempt to live-up to
his father's reputation, Tom dusts down his Compo's old bike and sets off
to perform wonders in the saddle. (190)
9. SADLY, MADLY,
BRADLEY - Billy has been burdened with his dour brother-in-law, Bradley.
Truly and Clegg suggest a day-out in the countryside, but nothing
interests Bradley at all.(191)
10. IT ALL BEGAN
WITH AN OLD VOLVO HEADLAMP - Driving a Landrover and caravan, Kevin is
nursing a broken heart and is looking for the loneliest spot in the area.
When he gets the idea of becoming a Wise Man of the Woods, Clegg, Truly
and Billy take him to see Auntie Wainwright. (192)
SERIES 25
1. THE LAIR OF THE CAT CREATURE - Truly, Clegg and Billy come to the
aid of a failed birdman in the first of a new series.(193)
2. ANCIENT EASTERN WISDOM - AN INTRODUCTION - Clegg and Truly meet
Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.(194)
3. A PICKUP OF THE LATER MING DYNASTY - Marina goes to buy a hairnet
but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.(195)
4. THE SECRET BIRTHDAY OF NORMAN CLEGG - Clegg tries to avoid a fuss on
his birthday by lunching at a nice quiet hotel.(196)
5. IN WHICH GAVIN HINCHCLIFFE LOSES THE GULF STREAM - The trio
encounters an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.(197)
6. THE MIRACULOUS CURING OF OLD GOFF HELLIWELL - Clegg, Truly and Billy
need to put a spark back in the life of an old chum.(198)
7. THE FRENCHIES ARE COMING - As Barry seeks an alternative to golf,
Billy creates a ready-made archery training course.(199)
8. THE MAN WHO INVENTED YORKSHIRE FUNNY STUFF - Truly, Clegg and Billy
track down a man famous for his green fingers.(200)
9. THE SECOND HUSBAND AND THE SHOWGIRLS - Truly learns that his former
wife's new husband is coming to town.(201)
10. ALL OF A FLORRIE - Truly finds out what it's like when a flirtation
from the past turns up with amorous intentions.(202)
SERIES 26
1. Jurassic No Parking
Howard gets Truly, Clegg and Billy to select a suitable surprise birthday
present for Marina. They happen upon a despondent Barry, who has won a
model dinosaur in a competition and has been instructed by Glenda to get
rid of it because of its size.(203)
2. The General's Greatest Battle
Alvin is amused to see his next-door neighbour Nora Batty dressed in
Victorian costume. She explains that, in the annual parade to celebrate
the Battle of Mazurka, she will be on a float, sitting next to an effigy
of General Monkaster.(204)
3. Spores
Lionel (comedian Roy Hudd) has a reputation for being unpredictable, so
when he just walks off from his wife Mavis (Anita Carey) while out for a
drive in the hills, she is not surprised.(205)
4. Happy Birthday Robin Hood
Billy surprises everyone by turning up in a green suit to commemorate the
birthday of his famous ancestor. No one is surprised when the gullible
Barry also dons a green suit, although there are many embarrassing moments
when he goes for a picnic with Glenda.(206)
5. Who's That With Barry & Glenda? It's Not Barry & Glenda
Truly, Clegg and Billy surprise Barry in the wood carrying a
suitcase.Truly deduces that he is up to something serious and decides to
investigate. Meanwhile, Glenda is also concerned about Barry and his
suitcase, and decides to follow him (dressed as a man) to see if another
woman is involved.(207)
6. An Apple A Day
Nora Batty informs Alvin that he has volunteered to take some old-timers
out for the day. After enlisting some support from Clegg and Truly, they
all proceed to the Scrooby's distant farm to pick them up. But taking out
Bert (Brian Peck) and his cranky old wife Sal (Jacqueline Clarke) isn't
going to be easy.(208)
7. Barry Becomes A Psychopathic Killer But Only Part Time
Just as Smiler is beginning to believe he will never find a woman to share
his fun-filled life, along comes Bessie (Joanna Mays), who is mad about
him.(209)
8. Things To Do When Your Wife Runs Off With A Turkish Waiter
Barry and Glenda unwisely exchanged addresses with a little man named
Wendell and his wife while on holiday To their surprise,Wendell (Tony
Peers) turns up, minus his wife, who has left him. Soon he is taking up
all of Barry's time in the pursuance of his hobby – charming birds with
his penny whistle.(210)
9. Beware Of Laughing At Nora's Hats
Alvin is disappointed when Nora Batty declines his invitation to ride in
his newly-made bicycle-and-sidecar. While he is trying to persuade her,
Audrey Craig (Audrey Brooke) passes by.The women’s eyes meet, with
scorn. Audrey once had the audacity to laugh at Nora's hat at a wedding,
and she has never been forgiven.(211)
10. Yours Truly – If You’re Not Careful
Truly keeps missing calls on his mobile telephone. When the caller
eventually gets through to him, he is horrified – it is his former
wife.(212)
SERIES 27
1. The Swan Man of Ilkley
Alvin is teaching Nora Batty Line Dancing, Howard and Marinaare trying out
diving suits, and Barry is hiding from his neighbour - the Repo Man who,
although he is completely useless at it, wants to play golf with him.
Then, whilst walking by the canal, Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy see a
strange figure in the nearby reservoir pond wrestling with a large
inflatable swan's neck. The man turns out to be Lenny - who is determined
to get to Ilkley by canal in his swan boat, and become famous as The Swan
Man of Ilkley. But first he must fix a puncture or two. (213)
2. Watching the Clock
Clegg has bet an old friend that you can still see the clock in the
village over the hills from the top of a certain tree. Unwisely, he sets
out to prove that he was right, but gets stuck up the tree and can't get
down. Meanwhile, Nora Batty, Ivy, Pearl and Glenda buy a slightly used
cooker from Auntie Wainwright for the Church hall. Smiler and Tom (Tom
Owen) are charged with delivering the cooker and soon find that its weight
makes the handcart uncontrollable - especially on hills, when it passes a
police car. (214)
3. Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart?
Billy is keen to marry-off his fearsome sister-in-law to get her out of
his house. Alvin suggests that they get famed Lothario - Crowcroft to do
the job, as he is currently free from any attachment. Truly thinks that
the man should be tested on Nora Batty first, to make sure he is up to the
job of tackling Billy's sister-in-law. Alvin remembers that Nora Batty
bakes a fruitcake that men would die for, so they manage to trick Nora
Batty into baking a cake for them, which they duly allow Crowcroft to
sample. He is completely hooked, and willingly demonstrates his gift for
wooing the women - and Nora Batty in particular. (215)
4. Who's That Mouse in the Poetry Group?
The day starts with Clegg reading in the local paper that a statue of some
civic dignitary has been unveiled. Truly, Alvin, and Billy remember when
they were at school and would hold their breath as long as possible to see
who could stay still the longest. They decide to do this, and create some
incredulous interest for two passing walkers. (216)
5. Hermione (the short course)
Howard and Pearl are very concerned when Clegg doesn't answer his door -
is he all right? Truly and Billy arrive and find that Clegg is merely
writing-up his diaries and doesn't want to be disturbed. Smiler is pining
for Hermione, a lost love and Alvin is upsetting Nora Batty by complaining
about the depressing drabness of her washing. (217)
6. Available For Weddings
Cycling down a hillside for a short-cut, Clegg ends up with a fractured
foot. Truly decides that the accident could have been avoided if they had
used studded tyres, and promptly puts in hand a practical demonstration of
his theory. (218)
7. The McDonaghs of Jamieson Street
Smiler has met a woman who - forgetting to leave her address - told him to
look her up sometime. Truly, Alvin and Billy go on the trail to track her
down. With the help of Nora Batty and Ivy they find out that the woman
lived at Jamieson Street. And Entwistle finds out that everyone in
Jamieson Street was re-housed to Pepworth Street. So they go knocking on
doors. Unfortunately, the first door has a rather ugly dog and the
enquiries come to a sudden end. (219)
8. The Afterthoughts of a Co-op Manager
Truly leads the enquiries into the whereabouts of a Co-op Manager who was
a tyrant when Clegg worked there. With the help of Alvin and Billy, their
enquiries lead them to Billy Pilsworth, the father of an ex-boyfriend of
Marina, who reveals that his son, Ronnie, went off to Australia.
Ultimately, Clegg finds out that the Co-op Manager lost his life in the
war and was commended for bravery. (220)
9. Lot No.8
Overcome by the smell of a real bargain, Auntie Wainwright has made a
successful bid at the auction rooms. Unfortunately she doesn't know what
it is, and when she finds out, she doesn't know what to do with it. (221)
10. Little Orphan Howard
Clegg convinces the gullible Howard that, contrary to his belief, he was
left on a doorstep as a baby. While Howard tries to come to terms with
this, Alvin is coming to terms with the fact that his newly-made kite
won't fly. (222)
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